See these three guys and a girl? They are named (left to right) Ringo, Mick, Ike and Tina. They are my puppies. For every vote I get in this years Extravablogiversapaloozathon I will give them a doggie treat. If I win something, I will buy them each a toy.
However if I lose I will flick each of them on the nose. They will yelp and be sad. Do you really want that to happen?
Remember to vote for me when the nominations come out. Ringo, Mick, Ike and Tina's sense of smell may very well depend on it.
7 comments:
I actually like the puppies though. Politicians may want your money, but I merely want your votes.
Just please bring them to the party, kay?
I'm just warning you that these dogs will be hit if I don't win an award.
Learn, Jason, learn.
I never said anything about a certain person's progeny for certain acts.
This is the B.F. Skinner version of the National Lampoon cover-ad that said unless you buy the magazine, they will shoot the dog.
I'm surprised you kept it so tame.
sit, Jason. sit.
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