Friday, May 12, 2006
How soon should I start wearing an aluminum hat?
In the on-going competition for our business, the North Asheville Ingles now has high-speed, broadband internet service. You can sit at one of the tiny Starbucks tables, your back to the cereal aisle, imbibe over-priced caffeine, blog, and watch the parade of MILFs herding raucous kids and high-minded liberals buying organic produce. Viva la Internet age!
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wow. i had no idea they sold organic produce @ ingles.
funny language tidbit: we all know that the spanish word for english is "inglés". note the accent, though, because without it the word becomes "ingles", which is spanish for "crotches".
ahh, the useless crap you learn in college. :)
o yes, lots of organic produce and an organic section on every aisle at the Merrimon Ingles. they're no dummies--they have Fresh Market, Greenlife, and Earth Fare competing for our grocery dollars!
"MILFs herding raucous kids..."?
You've been surfing the porn sites WAY too much, my friend.
:)
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