Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Asheville Couple Goes to Myrtle Beach, Has Sex in Public

This flashed across my Google alerts, and I just had to share:
AC-T: " An Asheville couple faces criminal charges in Myrtle Beach, S.C., on allegations they had public sex on a hotel room balcony.

A poolside audience that included three adults and an 11-year-old girl called Myrtle Beach police about noon Saturday to report a naked man and his naked partner having sex on the third-floor balcony."
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"Officers went to the couple’s room, but were told by the couple “that they did nothing wrong and that the people outside were jealous,” according to the report.

The couple told police they have been dating for seven years and “that if the people downstairs did not want to see them, they didn’t have to look,” officers said in report.

The couple also told officers the man had recently gotten a prescription for Cialis and they were in love, police said. Police charged the 57-year-old man and the 53-year-old woman with indecent exposure."

Well, I'm glad I wasn't forced into the awkward position of choosing whether to look away from some fifty-somethings having some Cialis fueled monkey love on the balcony of their Myrtle Beach hotel. So damn glad.

4 comments:

syntax said...

here's my take on that sordid little tale.

the police report (PDF) is some good reading, folks!

"AFTER SEVERAL MINUTES OF IGNORING THE COUPLE, VICTIM 1 APPROACHED HER MOTHER AGAIN AND INQUIRED AS TO WHY THE NUDE FEMALE WAS TOUCHING THE NUDE MALE'S 'FRONT BUTT'"

Brainshrub said...

This post is useless without pictures. But since the hypothetical pictures might not be much fun to see - just go ahead and post something you find on Goodgle.

syntax said...

so, paul... what you're saying here, in a sense, is that reading about male front butt isn't enough for ya?

Screwy Hoolie said...

front butt... hehehehehe


{syntax, i saw your post after i put this one up, sorry no linkee}