Gaaaaaaaaaaah!! Um, I'm against crime? How could you actually do this, you fiends? Don't you know there's a commandment from god against listening the half mad ravings of drunken lunatics at Jack?
Ah, Felicity ...you're getting sleepy, really sleepy, that's right, just relax, you're getting very very sleepy ... Good. Now, when you wake up, you'll really want to be Sheriff of Buncombe County. Remember, Crime is bad. On with the campaign!
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"In a just universe, cleaning up two instances of dog vomit in two days ought to be enough to get a pass from housecleaning for all of 2006."
Turn that into a campaign promise and you sure as hell have my vote :)
Gaaaaaaaaaaah!! Um, I'm against crime? How could you actually do this, you fiends? Don't you know there's a commandment from god against listening the half mad ravings of drunken lunatics at Jack?
Ah, Felicity ...you're getting sleepy, really sleepy, that's right, just relax, you're getting very very sleepy ... Good. Now, when you wake up, you'll really want to be Sheriff of Buncombe County. Remember, Crime is bad. On with the campaign!
heh heh heh...
it's a tough job but somebody has to do it.
Fricking brilliant! I can't wait to say, "I was there when..."
Sheriff,
When do we get to arrest Bobby Medford?
I can't wait for the debates...I'll start rounding up some goons.
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