Sunday, September 30, 2007

Notes on the Night



Well, the Blogapalooza has come and gone. It was a grand time!

Mrs. Uptown and I arrived earlier, set up the giant chess board, watched our son and "afternoon charge" run around, plotting a pre-mediated meltdown. The weather was crisp, perfect really. We left for a few hours around 6pm in order to deliver said charge to his grandparents, and I was able to return around 7:45pm. The party then was in full swing.



Gordon Smith of Scrutiny Hooligans
Photograph by Zen


This year's attendance was up, and the folks who came were an amalgamation of media heads - Blogasheville bloggers (in attendance that I saw: Ashevegas, Edgy Mana, She Who Eats, What the Hell?, Tim Peck, Jennifer Saylor, 1000 Black Lines, Jim Jenkins, Frank, Scrutiny Hooligans, Modern Peasant, Hangover Journals, Bird on the Moon, Brainshrub, Petulant Rumblings, Through the Fears, Zenography and his lovely wife, Helen, George the Bastard, Stoplight Haiku, Virtual Inanity, and Makoviney) Mtn Express folks, WPVM, neighbors, friends, and photographers; the fools seemed to stay at home, which did all of us good.



Backyard Lights
Photograph by Zen


The food was excellent (much thanks to Errington Thompson, long may you be outraged!) ,our Hosts - Kyle and Jennifer - most gracious and good, and the music by Sirius B. helped take us into the wee hours.



Hesper and the Effervescent Jennifer Saylor
Photograph by Zen


Jennifer Saylor has a more poignant, much better written write-up of the event:

"The 2nd annual BlogAsheville awards were last night.

I read in Gordon’s blog that he was AFK for awhile on Friday due to getting an extravablogahaircut. To be honest, part of me found it somewhat shallow to be so concerned about one’s appearance at a public event. So in order to make Gordon feel better about himself I scheduled myself an extravablogahaircut as well as an extravablogafacial and an extravablogapedicure.

I was terribly nervous as I got ready for the party last night. The butterflies in my stomach felt familiar, and I realized that I felt like I was going out on a date. And indeed, I sort of was, stepping out with the BlogAsheville community."


The Indomitable Ash of Ashvegas also has a write-up:

"It's been a little more than two years since we launched ourselves into the blogosphere, and we've rarely taken the time to pause and reflect. But a few beers, a change in the weather and tossing a few accolades our way always makes us feel all mushy inside.

Last night marked the second annual Blogapaloozathon, a drunken debacle happy gathering of smart, computer-savvy Ashvegas denizens who like to throw the doors of their soul open (in some form or fashion) online for all who care to take a peek.

We caught up with several friends we've made over the past couple of years, and also enjoyed seeing some of the many new faces that have joined the BlogAsheville blog roll. Meeting new people, making fuller connections and building a community - that's what it's all about. There's a power to our group, a potential that we have yet to tap. Thanks to everyone who came out - great to see you all."


And Gordon, our blogmaster of ceremonies, has written up this year's award winners. And Zen of Zenography has some of his pictures of the party up on his Flickr page.

Grats to all!

Uptown



Fliss and the Blogger Staff of Power
Photograph by Zen


P.S. I spoke to many of you last night, and at Ash's suggestion and prompt, I'll be sending out many more invites for posting privileges here at blogasheville. Additionally, when I can carve out a moment, I will alphabetize the blogroll. Fliss, at Hangover Journals, suggested this one, and now that she wields the "Blogger Staff of Power" she must be obeyed!



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"This time, like all times, is a very good one, if we but know what to do with it. ... Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense."
- Emerson


And The Winners Are...

Barely moving. Rach whooped up flapjacks and coffee, or else I wouldn't in front of this screen right now. Is it always this bright? Someone's going to give all y'all a full wrap-up of the festivus. I'm just here to let you know who won what. Special thanks to Kyle and Jennifer for hosting, to Errington Thompson for donating all that good food, and to Sirius.B for really making it happen into the night. Raspberries to Dogfish Festina Peche Bruisin' Ales for the really stupid keg of bullshit they fed us. for being so nasty.

The winners of BlogAsheville Awards 2007:

Most Likely to Make Money by Blogging

Edgy Mama

Least Likely to Make Money by Blogging

George "The" Bastard

Best Design

Scrutiny Hooligans

Most Likely to Make You Laugh Out Loud

Hangover Journals

Best Art/Photos

Ashvegas

Blogger you'd most like to see naked

A Girl Who Wears Glasses

Best Local Happenings

Ashvegas

Best Political

Scrutiny Hooligans

Makes Me Feel Happiest

Hangover Journals

Most Inspirational

Moon Meadow Farms

Most in Need of a Redesign

Thunder Pig

Most Likely to Have New Material

Scrutiny Hooligans

Best Post 2006-2007

"Attention Asheville Tourists" at She Who Eats

Best New Blog

She Who Eats

Most Deserving of Wider Recognition

Scrutiny Hooligans

Least Likely to Care About Traffic

Modern Peasant

Biggest Slacker

What The Hell?

Blogger I'd Most Like to Have a Beer With

Hangover Journals

Best Writing

Hangover Journals

Best Overall

Hangover Journals

Additionally, Jon Elliston from the Mountain Xpress presented Best Blog in WNC, as voted on by the Mtn.X readers, to Ashvegas.

Last year's winners are here.

Thanks for a fantastic time everyone!

Saturday, September 29, 2007

Blogapalooza On Saturday! Yowza!

Blog Asheville Awards Voting Is Up!

{There's new posts underneath this one, so don't be afraid to scroll past this one if you've already read it}

O.K. Here it is. There are two pages of voting. If I find that people are voting for one page but not the other, I will glare sternly and remind you that your favorite blogs are also nominated on the other page. I used Survey Monkey, and they only allow ten questions per survey. So work with me here people.

UPDATE: *stern glare*

Your favorite blogs are also in Part Two of the Survey. If you took Part One without taking Part Two (and so far eleven twenty-one of you have), then you're missing out on voting for more of your favorite blogs in the second half of the voting.

UPDATE II: Some of you are already doing this, but please post something about the voting at your blogs if you're so inclined. Would you emphasize the fact there are two parts?

Also - many folks are skipping some categories. Take your time to look at the links below and vote, vote, vote!

UPDATE III: Ive just learned that Survey Monkey allows a maximum of 100 responses on their basic (free) accounts. I've copied part one of the survey and linked it below in order to continue to take your votes. This will probably happen with part two as well, if y'all will go to both pages.

BlogAsheville Awards 1-10
BlogAsheville Awards 1-10
BlogAsheville Awards 11-20

Feel free to copy and paste these links and the following list to your blogs. Or just send folks to this post. I'll leave it up top until Saturday night.

Voting Will Close at 8pm on September 29th. The multiple choice responses are randomized, so they'll appear in a different order for each voter. You can vote only once, so take your time and enjoy it. The answers at the SurveyMonkey pages aren't hotlinked. Take a minute to take a look at our nominees below, and click away. Thanks to everyone who submitted nominations!

Most Likely to Make Money by Blogging
Edgy Mama
Scrutiny Hooligans
Brainshrub

Least Likely to Make Money by Blogging
Brainshrub
Easy Bake Coven
Modern Peasant
Susan From The Right
So Much For Tact
George "The" Bastard

Best Design
Scrutiny Hooligans
Skippy Ha Ha
Bird On a Wire
Zenography
Raphael Doxos
Ashevillein
Easy Bake Coven

Most Likely to Make You Laugh Out Loud
So Much For Tact
What The Hell?
Hangover Journals
Ashvegas
Scrutiny Hooligans

Best Art/Photos
Ashvegas
Zenography
Blue Ridge Blog
Lowell Allen's Serial Photo
Hangover Journals
Modern Peasant

Blogger you'd most like to see naked
Ashvegas
syntax/Arratik of Scrutiny Hooligans
A Girl Who Wears Glasses
What The Hell?
Thunder Pig
Edgy Mama
Charm Of The Highway Strip

Best Local Happenings
Ashvegas
BlogAsheville
Around Asheville
Scrutiny Hooligans

Best Political
Scrutiny Hooligans
Easy Bake Coven
Et In Arcadia Ego
Ashvegas

Makes Me Feel Happiest
Zenography
What The Hell?
The Charm of the Highway Strip
Hangover Journals
Petulant Rumblings
Ashvegas
Carolina Stompers

Most Inspirational
Zenography
Moon Meadow Farms
Easy Bake Coven
Asheville On The Ground
Modern Peasant
Through The Fears

Most in Need of a Redesign
Brainshrub
Thunder Pig
Spicy Elf
So Much For Tact
The Avant Gardener
Susan From The Right

Most Likely to Have New Material
Ashvegas
Scrutiny Hooligans
War in Context
Thunder Pig

Best Post 2006-2007
"Thistle Flower and the Green Bee" from Zenography
"Attention Asheville Tourists" from She Who Eats
"Goodbye Screwy Hoolie" from Scrutiny Hooligans

Best New Blog
She Who Eats
Bothwell's Blog
Jennifer Saylor
Ashevillein

Most Deserving of Wider Recognition
Zenography
Virtual Inanity
The Charm of the Highway Strip
Scrutiny Hooligans
Undercover Blue
Jennifer Saylor
Listless on Lexington
Petulant Rumblings
Ruminations From The Hills
Blue Ridge Blog

Best Writing
Scrutiny Hooligans
Ashvegas
What The Hell?
Hangover Journals
Edgy Mama

Best Overall
Ashvegas
Hangover Journals
Jennifer Saylor
Scrutiny Hooligans
Edgy Mama

Blogger I'd Most Like to Have a Beer With
Jason Bugg
Jennifer Saylor
Susan from Easy Bake Coven
Asheville Beer Blog
She Who Eats
Hangover Journals

Least Likely to Care About Traffic
So Much For Tact
Raphael Doxos
Modern Peasant
What The Hell?
Thunder Pig
Brainshrub
Et In Arcadia Ego

Biggest Slacker
Domestic Bliss
Restless Mama
What The Hell?
The Avant-Garde Patriot
DEM bloggers
Susan From The Right
West and Center

Thursday, September 27, 2007

5,000 Swifts at the Grove Arcade: Asheville Swift Watch on for Oct. 5, 6 & 7



From the head Asheville swift-watcher:

We have set the Swift Watch for Friday, Saturday and Sunday, October 5, 6, and 7 from 7PM to 8PM.

We have flyers (actually business card sized "tickets" that David Lynch designed). If you want some to distribute to friends and neighbors, let me know.

If someone has time to go around to coffee shops and other businesses and leave some tickets, we need help. PARC sponsors the Swift Watch but all of our members are very busy on other projects so we do need help.

AND WE HAVE TEE SHIRTS! If you want one, let me know your size and how to get it to you. UPDATE: Get your free t-shirts at the swift watch.


Ask for flyers/tickets to distribute and Asheville Swift t-shirts by sending email to swiftwatch@skyrunner.net.

More to come as the date approaches!

Monday, September 24, 2007

Blogapalooza Whateva, Whateva.

It's Saturday. Yes, the party is Saturday. Do not miss it. You must be there. If you are not there, then, well, then you will not be there and that is very sad and we will all mourn your absence, or, far worse, we won't even notice because we'll all be having so much FUN!!

Sunday, September 23, 2007

Asheville Appears in BBC Online News

From the Sept. 21 BBC News article "More silly signs: Your pictures"



A warning sign on the Blue Ridge Parkway, near Asheville, North Carolina. Photo: Lothar Dohse.

(The image is #6 in the linked slideshow. Never EVER ride your moped over a rainbow.)

Friday, September 21, 2007

Blogerrati Additions



Through the Fears
"A window into the life and work of a contemporary artist"

Stoplight Haiku
Haiku, written at stoplights, over the years.

Liminal Screeds
""even as we speak the Dirty Creature springs a nasty surprise...""

WNCOutdoors
"Hiking and Mountain Biking in Western North Carolina"

My Weaverville
"Your online resource for all things Weaverville"

Mountain Xpress Blog(s)
"independent news, arts and events for asheville and western north carolina."

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Y'all stop by and give these new folks some bloglove! And while you're at it, see below to nominate your favorite WNC blogs for this year's awards



BlogAsheville Award Nominations

I'll leave this on top until nominations close. Click here to nominate, or email me at scrutinyhooligans at yahoo

UPDATE 9-18:

You ave until Friday to get your nominations in. If the nominations closed today, here's the way the final list would look:

Most Likely to Make Money by Blogging
Edgy Mama
Scrutiny Hooligans
Brainshrub

Least Likely to Make Money by Blogging
Brainshrub
Easy Bake Coven
Modern Peasant
Susan From The Right
So Much For Tact

Best Design
Scrutiny Hooligans
Skippy Ha Ha
Bird On a Wire
Zenography
Raphael Doxos
Ashevillein
Easy Bake Coven

Most Likely to Make You Laugh Out Loud
So Much For Tact
What The Hell?
Hangover Journals

Best Art/Photos
Ashvegas
Zenography
Blue Ridge Blog
Lowell Allen's Serial Photo
Hangover Journals

Blogger you'd most like to see naked
Ashvegas
syntax/Arratik of Scrutiny Hooligans
A Girl Who Wears Glasses
What The Hell?
Thunder Pig

Best Local Happenings
Ashvegas
BlogAsheville
Around Asheville

Best Political
Scrutiny Hooligans
Easy Bake Coven
Et In Arcadia Ego

Makes Me Feel Happiest
Zenography
What The Hell?
The Charm of the Highway Strip
Hangover Journals
Petulant Rumblings
Ashvegas

Most Inspirational
Zenography
Moon Meadow Farms
Easy Bake Coven
Asheville On The Ground
Modern Peasant

Most in Need of a Redesign
Brainshrub
Thunder Pig
Spicy Elf
So Much For Tact

Most Likely to Have New Material
Ashvegas
Scrutiny Hooligans
War in Context

Best Post 2006-2007
Zenography: Thistle Flower and the Green Bee, Aug. 3, 2007
The Charter Debacle on Hangover Journals
"Attention Asheville Tourists" on She Who Eats

Best New Blog
She Who Eats
Bothwell's Blog
Jennifer Saylor

Most Deserving of Wider Recognition
Zenography
Virtual Inanity
The Charm of the Highway Strip
Scrutiny Hooligans
Undercover Blue
Jennifer Saylor
Listless on Lexington
Petulant Rumblings

Best Writing
Scrutiny Hooligans
Ashvegas
What The Hell?
Hangover Journals
Edgy Mama

Best Overall
Ashvegas
Hangover Journals
Jennifer Saylor
Scrutiny Hooligans

Blogger I'd Most Like to Have a Beer With
Jason Bugg
Jennifer Saylor
Susan from Easy Bake Coven
Asheville Beer Blog
She Who Eats

Least Likely to Care About Traffic
So Much For Tact
Raphael Doxos
Modern Peasant
What The Hell?
Thunder Pig
Brainshrub

Biggest Slacker
Domestic Bliss
Restless Mama
What The Hell?
The Avant-Garde Patriot
DEM bloggers

ADDED CATEGORY:
Best Craft Blog
Domestic Bliss

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Candidate and Issue Forums!

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

Kathy Sinclair, Chair of the Buncombe County Democratic Party, sent this fine list.

Asheville City Council Candidates Forum

Date: October 17, 2007
Time: 7:00P.M. - 9:00 P.M.
Site: UNC Asheville, Reuter Center in the Chestnut Ridge Room.
Sponsor: Asheville Buncombe LWV
Co-sponsors: NCCCR, Kids Voting

Black Mountain Aldermen and Mayor Candidates Forum

Date: October 25, 2007
Time: 7:00 P.M.-9:00 P.M.
Site: Black Mountain Center for the Arts
Sponsor: Black Mountain News
Co-sponsor: Asheville Buncombe LWV

Asheville Forum on Partisanship Elections of City Council

Date: October 11, 2007
Time: Start at 7 P.M.
Site: UNC Reuter Center
Sponsor: Leadership Asheville Forum

How to Best Use you’re Right to Dissent

Date: September 27, 2007
Time: Start at 7 P.M.
Site: UNCA Highsmith Center, Room 221
Sponsor: ACLU and also by a large coalition of students and area organizations

Immigration Study Forum

Date: September 24, 2007
Time: Start at 7 P.M.
Site: Jewish Community Center
Co-Sponsors: League of Women Voters
Congregation Beth Ha Tephila

Asheville City Council Primary Candidates Forum

Date: October 4, 2007
Time: 6 P.M.
Site: Brown Temple CME
Sponsor: National Association for the Advancement of Colored People

League of Women Voters - Questions call -828-258-8223

Monday, September 17, 2007

People Get Ready. . .

Saturday, September 15, 2007

Howling Good Times


I'd like to give everyone the heads-up on an upcoming event. It's the third annual silent auction and party to benefit Full Moon Farm, Wolfdog Rescue and Sanctuary. The event will feature a beer and wine tasting by Highland Brewing Company, nibbles & kibbles from local restaurants and live music by Get Vocal Entertainment. You'll have the opportunity to bid on wildlife fine art prints, goods and services from local businesses and much more. Also attending, 'Aries' the latest rescue.

Here's the who, what when & where:

Biltmore Village Inn
Thursday, September 20 from 6-9pm
Tickets, $20 per person

Tickets may be purchased at Biltmore Village Inn (828-274-8707) or at Bon-A-Fide Bakery in Black Mountain (828-669-0706).

Also coming up, a Howl-In at the Farm next Saturday, September 22. You can read all about that HERE.

Come on, throw them a bone!

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

A Better Bele Chere

From Robin Cape in an enewsletter:

"The City of Asheville today announced the results of increased efforts to encourage recycling during Bele Chere. This year 41.4 percent of the waste collected was recycled, compared to only 8 percent recycled in 2006. This dramatic increase is attributed to several new initiatives, including: a recycling ad in the 2007 Bele Chere guide, new labels and strategic placement for recycling containers, and the presence of a city recycling coordinator who met with vendors regarding waste and recycling each day of the festival."

Oh Canada!



Dan Bryk, a singer-songwriter originally from Toronto but more recently of Raleighbouts is performing at Bobo Gallery next Sunday Sept. 14th; his first time in Asheville, with Mike Holt (who is heading down from Toronto for the gig!)

Check out his protest song "Discount Store."

It's the first song that plays at his myspace page

You can also check him out at Reverbnation - Dan Bryk


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So in the interest of international, or at the very least North American peace, ya'll go out and show ole Dan some love!

For that matter, why the hell haven't we linked Bobo Gallery yet? WTF?

Adding now!

Monday, September 10, 2007

Ashvegas Revealed

Go meet the man behind the legend.

Charles Vess and Charles de Lint at Malaprop's Tonight



From the Malaprop's website:

Can we just say, Holy Moly! We have fabulous fantasy writer Charles de Lint and incredible fantasy illustrator Charles Vess making appearances together here at Malaprops!

De Lint will read from and sign his new young adult novel Little (Grrl) Lost. Mr. De Lint will choose three lucky winners from our Fantasy Gift Basket Raffle! An event for young adult and adult fans alike!

Time: Monday, September 10, 2007 7:00 PM

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De Lint, who according to Wikipedia is also a poet, musician, artist, folklorist as well as an author, writes "mythic fiction" and "urban fantasy" sometimes set in the mythical city of Newford, which has always reminded me of Asheville.

Vess illustrated Neil Gaiman's novella Stardust, which was made into a movie that's still playing around Asheville. He's the artist who shared the controversial 1991 World Fantasy Award with Gaiman, in which the award for Best Short Story went to a comic book Vess had illustrated.

Malaprop's Bookstore/Cafe
55 Haywood Street
Asheville, NC 28801
Tel: (828) 254-6734

Sunday, September 09, 2007

Lexington Avenue Arts & Fun Festival



I spent the afternoon at LAAFF and had a great time. I missed the ill-fated world record attempt for riding the world's tallest bicycle, but I saw tons of friends, heard some great music, saw some dancing, and people-watched on one of the weirdest streets in America.

My LAAFF Flickr set is here.

How was your LAAFF?

BlogAsheville Awards: Nominations are Open

The 2007 BlogAsheville Awards, to be held at Extravablogiversapaloozathon 2007 on September 29th, work like this:

1. We'll open nominations for a couple of weeks. You can nominate any blogger for any category. For the "Best Post" category, you have to use one written between last year's awards and this year's. Leave your nominations in this comment thread, or email them to me at scrutinyhooligans at yahoo. Please post links to this post at your blogs and encourage folks to come nominate. Best new blog category can be any blogger who's started up since last year's awards.

2. I'll close the nominations when I get a mind to, and we'll put up a voting form at Survey Monkey. We're not going to do any paper ballots this year because they're a royally unnecessary pain in my keister. Voting will close on the night of the party.

3. If you won a prize last year, you have to bring a prize this year. And we'll need a few other people to bring prizes as well. Prizes can be whatever you want them to be. Last year I won a nice ceramic sake mug and some cool George W. refrigerator magnets.

4. Winners will proudly be able to display some sort of something at their blog to tell everyone how well they're thought of.

Here are the categories:

Most Likely to Make Money by Blogging

Least Likely to Make Money by Blogging

Best Design

Most Likely to Make You Laugh Out Loud

Best Art/Photos

Blogger you'd most like to see naked

Best Local Happenings

Best Political

Makes Me Feel Happiest

Most Inspirational

Most in Need of a Redesign

Most Likely to Have New Material

Best Post 2006-2007

Best New Blog

Most Deserving of Wider Recognition

Best Writing

Best Overall

Blogger I'd Most Like to Have a Beer With

Least Likely to Care About Traffic

Biggest Slacker


Here's your chance to recognize those bloggers you've been admiring from afar. Surf through the blogroll. Refresh your recollections. Nominate liberally.

Saturday, September 08, 2007

New Bloggers Abound (with Apologies)



There are some new bloggers in town, and the BlogAsheville crew would like to give em a shoutout, with apologies to those who let us know of their presence a few weeks ago!!!

Ya'll Welcome!


Gaia's Tears

Makoviney

Junto

Bruisin' Ales Beer Blog

Skippy Haha

Mount Dungeon

Asheville Music Scene



Let me know if I missed anyone!

Obama for Asheville




There is an Asheville Obama group meeting in Asheville.
Every Tuesday 7pm
Asheville Brewing Co.
77 Coxe Avenue
Downtown, Asheville

Get your facts, fellowship, and politic on!

Keep Nominating

I've gotten some email entries, and there's some entries at the Nominations Are Open comment thread.

Go make your opinion known. Nominate.

Friday, September 07, 2007

Watching Asheville's Swifts Go Down the Drain



Ever watched Asheville's chimney swifts do their thing?

This is the time of year to watch them put on a show as they fly in circles around a chimney before flying inside for the night. It's a lot more exciting than it sounds. Chimney swifts really do live in chimneys, and watching them swarm by the hundreds into the flue is something else.

For an evocative description of the 2005 official swift watch at the Grove Arcade (which attracted hundreds of people), go here.

There are five or six swifts now. Soon, a dozen. Then more. And still more. Hundreds move frenetically, round and round, in and out of one another. It's hard to believe there's not a mid-air collision.

Their aim - the chimney atop the Grove Arcade. Like black water down an avian drain, the swallow-like birds are pulled to it.


If a big enough group of swifts gather (as they often do this time of year), it's really something to watch them put on a show as they all fly in.

I like to pick a bird and watch it make as many laps around the chimney as I can before I lose sight of it. It makes me dizzy to do this, but it’s fun.

Asheville has a brand-new Yahoo group devoted to watching the swifts, which historically gather not only at the Grove Arcade but also at Asheville Middle and other sites around town. Join the Asheville Swift Watch Yahoo group here.



Click here to join swiftwatch
Click to join swiftwatch



If there's an official swift watch this month before they migrate on, I'll post about it here.

W'Asheville Hootenanny

Jaybird here from the recently sleepy birdonthemoon.com. I'm having a purposefully presentless housewarming shindig on Sunday, and if you drop me a line, I'll be happy to send along directions and other pertinent info. I know it's short notice, but as with Fliss, Charter has made getting the tubes installed a bit like running a gauntlet, so my time to interact with the world via this fabulous medium is limited.

And hey, I miss y'all from Drinking Liberally. Not like I'm drinking conservatively or anything, but recently Thursdays have been a no-go. Regardless, hope to see some bloggy faces on Sunday!

Wednesday, September 05, 2007

Profile: Asheville Novelist Cynn Chadwick

As a (38-year-old nontraditional) college student, one of my requirements as a Mass Communications major is to write for the UNCA paper, the Blue Banner.

Here's my first assignment, a profile of UNCA professor and novelist Cynn Chadwick.

I don't much care for journlism, but I did like Professor Chadwick.

Enjoy.

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Like any university professor, UNC-Asheville's Cynn Chadwick holds an advanced degree. But unlike most, she flunked out of college on her first try. "Instead of going to classes," she says, "I used to go to the track and play the ponies with my college guidance counselor. We’ll call him Lenny. He weighed about 400 pounds and smoked cigars. I would drive us in my ’71 VW bug, and Lenny would give me 20 bucks to bet."

Get the feeling that this isn't your typical professor? A student once asked her what books she had written. Chadwick told her. Then another student asked about the nature of her books. “Hot, girl-on-girl sex,” Chadwick replied.

While her two published novels are hardly full of lesbian sex, just ask her students: This is exactly the kind of outrageous thing that literature professor Cynthia (call her Cynn) Chadwick would say.

Answering interview questions in her second-floor Karpen Hall office, the woman Chadwick's former student Melissa Deckert describes as a "fun, crazy lady" wears jeans, no makeup, mountain sandals and a rumpled white blouse. She looks almost exactly like the photograph of her that appears on her faculty webpage: Unkempt and careworn, with unruly blond hair and a gaze that is intense but somehow completely unthreatening.

Visitors to her office find a door covered with bumper stickers and vintage trashy novel covers. Taped next to the door is a picture postcard of a group of well-dressed, white-haired older women, all of whom are flipping the photographer the bird. But in the center of Chadwick's door is something considerably less nefarious: A reproduction of an illustration from a children’s picture book of story prompts, Chris Van Allsburg’s The Mysteries of Harris Burdick. It’s a mysterious-looking black and white image of a bedroom in which the wallpaper is printed with white doves. One of the doves seems to be coming to life, and has already freed one wing from the bedroom wall.



As a former carpenter, house cleaner, file clerk, bookstore employee and stay-at-home parent who now teaches at the university level, Cynn Chadwick knows about transformation. But she's quick to correct the triteness of the assumption that college provided an escape to a place that was somehow better. "College didn't help me escape anything," she says. Instead, an education gave her "structure, purpose, hope. It opened doors, presented opportunities, focused my attention, made me brave..."

But as a 30-year-old mother of two with no job, no skills and no money, "I was terrified," she says. "Desperate. Alone. I didn't know what to do." To "buy some time" to figure her life out, she enrolled in an adult-degree program that allowed her to do most of her coursework from home while caring for her children. With the emotional and financial support of her family, she eventually earned a Master's degree.

That was more than 10 years ago. Now her kids are grown and she spends her days spicing up the lives of her students, who find themselves with a professor who once revealed that after her divorce she threw her wedding ring from off the top of a mountain. "I would have become a homeless, crack-addicted prostitute in Weehawken, New Jersey was it not for getting an education," she says. "It's obvious." She might have a fondness for informality, profanity and dryly delivered outrageousness, but she’s also a literature professional.

“I’m a craft-oriented writer and teacher,” she says. “I’m here with the tool-bag. I’ll show you how all the cool stuff works: the techniques, devices, form, etc… I’ll show you who does it well, how it’s done and how to employ it. I know I can teach craft. It’s the only thing for sure that I know I can do.”

Apparently she can also write novels, since her published works include Cat Rising and Girls With Hammers, both difficult-to-classify works of lesbian/Southern/humorous fiction published by The Haworth Press, Inc.



Girls With Hammers was nominated for both the Lambda Literary Award and the American Library Associations’ Stonewall Literary Award, and was a finalist in the 2005 Golden Crown Literary Awards. Next year Haworth will publish her latest novel, Babies, Bikes, and Broads.

Chadwick credits her father with helping her onto the novelist’s road. He read to his young daughter every night, forgoing bedtime fare like The Wind in the Willows for the more thrilling beat of Drums Along the Mowhawk. The two loved to explore historical sites, museums and old battlefields together, an interest that the adult Chadwick retains even after her relocation from New Jersey to North Carolina. Her Master’s degree concentrated on Southern writers, and so far her books are set exclusively in the South. Here in the South, Chadwick says, “There’s a lot of fun, quirky stuff you can do that wouldn’t play out the same way in a story set in Hoboken.”

An out lesbian as well as a naturalized Southerner, Chadwick recently left gay-oriented fiction to “go over to the dark side” (write mainstream fiction). She's looking for a publisher for a completed mainstream novel, The Flying Sperm Donors, “about two single welfare mothers working their way out of Section Eight housing, and the revenge they take on the deadbeat dads that dumped them.” And she’s almost finished with final edits of Elbert & Me, about a newly divorced Southern romance writer who returns home to save the family farm and in the process meets her old flame, Elbert, who "didn’t exactly turn out the way she’d thought.”

Want to learn more about bikes, babies, girls, hammers, sperm donors and Elbert? Take a class with Cynn Chadwick. Next semester she's scheduled to teach LANG 120 and a 300-level fiction workshop. Until then, read one of her novels or check out her website-in-progress at cynnchadwick.com.

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