
Billy blinked in 1958, traveled in time to 1961. It was New Year's Eve, and Billy was disgracefully drunk at a party where everybody was in optometry or married to an optometrist.
Billy usually didn't drink much, because the war had ruined his stomach, but he certainly had a snootful now, and he was being unfaithful to his wife Valencia for the first and only time. He had somehow persuaded a woman to come into the laundry room of the house, and then sit up on the gas dryer, which was running. . .
Somewhere in there was an awful scene, with people expressing disgust for Billy and the woman, and Billy found himself out in his automobile, trying to find the steering wheel. At first, Billy windmilled his arms, hoping to find it by luck. When that didn't work, he became methodical, working in such a way that the wheel could not possibly escape him. He placed himself hard against the left-had door, searched every square inch of the area before him. When he failed to find the wheel, he moved over six inches, and searched again. Amazingly, he was eventually hard against the right-hand door, without having found the wheel. He concluded that somebody had stolen it. This angered him as he passed out.
He was in the back seat of his car, which was why he couldn't find the steering wheel.
Kurt Vonnegut from Slaughterhouse 5
Have fun and stay safe!





The stress of gift giving, forced family visits, and too much bad food shouldn’t keep one from enjoying a good book. These are some of my favorites. Most of them have become classics. Some may be new to you. 








Roosevelt resumed spying on Americans in 1936. He (like our own George II) faced a variety of real and imagined threats. Not only were there real live commies and fascists in the US, we were also involved in a nebulous "war on crime." So, to keep the American people safe from espionage and sabotage he issued a presidential directive to J. Edgar Hoover (kind of a SuperRove/Bolton type) to spy like hell. Just to make sure that they were able to cast a really wide net for the evil-doers, he added the phrase "subversive activities" to the mandate.* Hoover was one of those real go-getter types who loved his job and tended to go way beyond the call of duty.




















